Jose Bond is James Bond's cousin from South of the Border. He travelled through rain, sleet, snow, freezing rain and the hot desert sun to meet The French Pecker, Chinawoman and the Old Lady. Together, these superheroes are on a mission to save evil from L.A. Together, they fight crime, deception, thievery, and animal cruelty.

Jose Bond is Mexican by decent and comes from a broken family of drug cartel dealers and smokers. He swam across the Rio Grande and ran across the Mexican Desert to get to the U.S. He is on a mission to save evil from L.A.

The French Pecker — French by descent, he has a cover as a famous pastry chef in Los Angeles. You will always find him in his special chef's uniform and if you try and touch his chef's hat or glasses, watch out, he will attack. He tends to mouth off and sometimes speaks in tongues.

Chinawoman grew up in a Mexican Mariachi band and sometimes reverts to speaking Spanish. However, her family put her on a rowboat when she was 8 years old and she rowed herself to the U.S all the way from China. She still has a Chinese accent and can speak it—but don't ask her for pork! She is vicious and an expert in mediation, martial arts and grenade launching.

Old Lady — No one knows how old she really is. Some say 70, others 100, and there are some that even speculate that she may be 200 years old. She prides herself on wearing Lancôme and L'Oreal products to keep her skin like porcelain. You have to be careful to never ask her age, because she has a temper and swears like a sailor.